These poems are my twist on old "fairy tales". All of them are unfinished, i just started it today.. wondering what some opinions are. Please dont think I'm a sick, perverted person, its just spin offs on reality these days from "fairytales".

"m o d e r n r o m a n c e s.."

s l e e p i n g b e a u t y

passed out prom queen
your such a disgrace
a typical drunken teen
breathing a slow pace.

its not so alarming
that its hard to impress
handsom Prince Charming
with vomit on your dress.

how much fun it was
dancing the night away
passing your happy buzz
by morning you'll pay.


l i t t l e m e r m a i d

a jealous girlie brawl
over some sexy hunk(really bad i know)
caused her to fall
look how fast she sunk.

nobody caught her
she didn't get her wish
floating in the water
like a silly little fish

"just sink a little deeper
let go of everything
he was just a creeper
forget that stupid fling."


l i t t l e r e d r i d i n g h o o d

sweet little girl guide
how could she have known
no matter how she cried
he wouldn't leave her alone.

she put up quite a fight
but to her great dismay
his grip was much too tight
for her to get away.